Exclusive Clubs

The world's most selective institutions

Global

Marlowe Keynes Society
Intellectual Society

A shadowy collective of intellectuals, aesthetes, and insomniacs dedicated to the pursuit of esoteric knowledge and the perfect nap. Rumored to have chapters in every major city, though their meeting locations are known only to members.

Bilderberg Group
Global Forum

An annual conference established in 1954 to foster dialogue between Europe and North America. Not strictly a club, but perhaps the most exclusive gathering in the world.

Trilateral Commission
Policy Group

A non-governmental discussion group founded by David Rockefeller in 1973 to foster closer cooperation between Japan, Western Europe, and North America.

London

The Athenaeum
Traditional Club

Founded in 1824 for individuals known for their scientific, literary, or artistic attainments. The club's library is one of the finest in London.

Annabel's
Private Members Club

One of the most elegant clubs in the world, located at 46 Berkeley Square. Known for its opulent interior design and celebrity clientele.

The Garrick Club
Arts Club

Founded in 1831, this club is a haven for actors and men of letters. Its collection of theatrical art is unsurpassed.

New York

The Union Club
Traditional Club

The oldest private club in New York City, founded in 1836. Known for its strict adherence to tradition and its impressive clubhouse on Park Avenue.

The Metropolitan Club
Social Club

Formed in 1891 by J.P. Morgan for friends who could not get into other clubs. Its clubhouse is a Stanford White masterpiece.

Soho House New York
Modern Club

A club for those in the creative industries, located in a converted warehouse in the Meatpacking District. Features a rooftop pool and screening room.

Hong Kong

The Hong Kong Jockey Club
Racing & Social

Founded in 1884, this is one of the oldest and most prestigious institutions in Hong Kong. Membership is highly coveted and notoriously difficult to obtain.

The China Club
Social & Dining

A retro-chic club created by Sir David Tang, evoking the Shanghai of the 1930s. Famous for its art collection and traditional Chinese library.

University Secret Societies

Skull and Bones
Yale University

Yale University's most famous secret society. Members include three US Presidents. They meet in a windowless building known as 'The Tomb'.

The Porcellian Club
Harvard University

The oldest final club at Harvard University, founded in 1791. Members are famously sworn to secrecy about the club's rituals and history.

The Sphinx
University of Pennsylvania

The oldest senior society at the University of Pennsylvania. Its membership is publicly tapped on campus each spring.

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." — Groucho Marx

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